Thank you so much for purchasing 30-50 Feral Hogs versus the Big Bad Unicorn. This is a difficult book to promote. With the exception of Twitter, I can't post an uncensored version of the cover or really tell anyone what it is about. And I'm pretty certain that Musk is going to burn Twitter to the ground so I'm not sure how long I can say "buy my latest book. The prime minister has a dick on his forehead that he uses to fuck pigs and snort cocaine." Luckily for me, my twitter account is where I post and leave. I might occasionally interact with something I see on there but that has been a dumpster fire for a long time. I hear it is worse now. I wouldn't know because I stopped hanging around on there years ago.
It is even more difficult to promote a book only available on one platform while trying to sell my books on another platform so I can watch the British economy tank.
So, thank you so much for buying my books on any platform. It is really appreciated and it really helps me out.
Last month, clear sales winner again was Ketamine Addicted Pandas. But we had a new second place with Name Dropping with Hayden. This one is basically the genre fiction version of Becoming (or kindle). Name Dropping with Hayden is obviously a bit easier to read and it was very fun to write. Not like Becoming wasn't fun to write, but I didn't have to pause because I had a fit of the giggles. Keeping the rhythm going in Becoming prevented any giggling. Plus keeping the story straight because it does tell a story, you just have to work for it due to the lack of A-B-C structure (or B-C-A, C-A-B or anything that would be considered a traditional narrative structure).
And on that thought, I have Christmas stories to finish, laundry to do and I need to finish the rest of the cleaning. My salon appointments have been rescheduled. If I don't respond to you on social media, it is because my fingernails are basically claws making operating a touchscreen difficult. They should be fixed on Wednesday and once January hits, I can have them done every three weeks again instead of every 4-5 (no, I can't cut them myself, there's thick ass builder gel on them).
And yes, I am feeling incredibly relieved now that this mess with the Inland Revenue seems to be well on its way to being resolved. Although I can't cross that problem off my list, I should be able to soon. It was obviously creating a lot of background stress for me. I still have a few other major problems to deal with, but they are slowly being dealt with. Unfortunately, I need to pay off all the debt before I can deal with the worst of them. This includes the debt from when I was nearly evicted as I have family members with the emotional maturity levels of Twitter users (which unfortunately has to be dealt with before the rest of the ten years of people not letting me work in the field in which I'm qualified to work in debt, yes, this does include the teachers at my son's primary school as well who seemed to think it would be acceptable for me to leave a five year old home alone while I went to work a low-skill low-paid job).
It is even more difficult to promote a book only available on one platform while trying to sell my books on another platform so I can watch the British economy tank.
So, thank you so much for buying my books on any platform. It is really appreciated and it really helps me out.
Last month, clear sales winner again was Ketamine Addicted Pandas. But we had a new second place with Name Dropping with Hayden. This one is basically the genre fiction version of Becoming (or kindle). Name Dropping with Hayden is obviously a bit easier to read and it was very fun to write. Not like Becoming wasn't fun to write, but I didn't have to pause because I had a fit of the giggles. Keeping the rhythm going in Becoming prevented any giggling. Plus keeping the story straight because it does tell a story, you just have to work for it due to the lack of A-B-C structure (or B-C-A, C-A-B or anything that would be considered a traditional narrative structure).
And on that thought, I have Christmas stories to finish, laundry to do and I need to finish the rest of the cleaning. My salon appointments have been rescheduled. If I don't respond to you on social media, it is because my fingernails are basically claws making operating a touchscreen difficult. They should be fixed on Wednesday and once January hits, I can have them done every three weeks again instead of every 4-5 (no, I can't cut them myself, there's thick ass builder gel on them).
And yes, I am feeling incredibly relieved now that this mess with the Inland Revenue seems to be well on its way to being resolved. Although I can't cross that problem off my list, I should be able to soon. It was obviously creating a lot of background stress for me. I still have a few other major problems to deal with, but they are slowly being dealt with. Unfortunately, I need to pay off all the debt before I can deal with the worst of them. This includes the debt from when I was nearly evicted as I have family members with the emotional maturity levels of Twitter users (which unfortunately has to be dealt with before the rest of the ten years of people not letting me work in the field in which I'm qualified to work in debt, yes, this does include the teachers at my son's primary school as well who seemed to think it would be acceptable for me to leave a five year old home alone while I went to work a low-skill low-paid job).
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