Christmas 2023 is here and this year, no dogs die. This is very different to Christmas 2022 where the Dog Dies at the End.
There Aren't Any Dogs This Christmas brings together the three Christmas stories the Queen of Filth released on various blogs and vlogs last Christmas and the text version is 100% exclusive to Godless Horrors, where you can buy it for 50cents, or why not pick up The Dog Dies at the End with it and get both Christmas releases for $1. (Dani Brown did release The Snow Queen for Christmas 2021, but a drugs kingpin and golden hippos aren't really for Christmas, those can be enjoyed any time of the year).
There Aren't Any Dogs This Christmas follows central character Leon through his after life (these are Christmas Ghost Stories after all). In story one, "Gracie" Leon is hardly dead and has to relive the night his soon-to-be bride left. In "Sugarplump Cockroaches" Leon has to collect souls to meet his quota. He documents this on social media because social media obsessions and posing for social media are some of Queenie's favourite topics. In story three, "Spiders Nest in the Ceiling" he's trapped in a sexbot named Jenny because Dani can't let too many stories go by without mentioning sexbots or AI.
There Aren't Any Dogs This Christmas brings together the three Christmas stories the Queen of Filth released on various blogs and vlogs last Christmas and the text version is 100% exclusive to Godless Horrors, where you can buy it for 50cents, or why not pick up The Dog Dies at the End with it and get both Christmas releases for $1. (Dani Brown did release The Snow Queen for Christmas 2021, but a drugs kingpin and golden hippos aren't really for Christmas, those can be enjoyed any time of the year).
There Aren't Any Dogs This Christmas follows central character Leon through his after life (these are Christmas Ghost Stories after all). In story one, "Gracie" Leon is hardly dead and has to relive the night his soon-to-be bride left. In "Sugarplump Cockroaches" Leon has to collect souls to meet his quota. He documents this on social media because social media obsessions and posing for social media are some of Queenie's favourite topics. In story three, "Spiders Nest in the Ceiling" he's trapped in a sexbot named Jenny because Dani can't let too many stories go by without mentioning sexbots or AI.
Gracie read by Alicia Perez
Spiders Nest in the Ceiling, read by Queenie before the creation of Story Time but she was having trouble with creeps on the channel by that stage. She was also recovering from a pretty nasty Christmas cold.
Pick up both now! Only on godless.com. The Christmas Ghost Story video for Christmas 2023 hasn't been uploaded to youtube as of posting this (09 December 2023), but that story will be available in text format next Christmas (and only on godless). Given the problems that Dani Brown has been having this year, she has only written one.