So this past Wednesday, along with the release of Sex God Ultimate Pleasure Machine four of my old JEA releases became available. This first month of availability is exclusive to godless. Then about the middle of June, I will hit publish on amazon and get the paperbacks back out into the world. There may be a few floating about in the wild of Reptile (which was a best seller at conventions, possibly because I'd tell people to open to any page and there would be something horrible and disgusting) or Ketamine Addicted Pandas (which sold remarkably well during its first run). I don't know how many paperbacks of Dual Depravity 2, which contained The Previous Plastic Surgeon sold so I don't know how many of those are floating about in the wild. I did not order in any. You're just out of luck if you want a paperback of Dark Roast before the middle of June. You may get someone to part with their copy for a price, but know that the book is really short (I think around 17k) and therefore there aren't many paperbacks of it floating about.
I won't go into details about each book because I've linked to their pages. I haven't updated the pages to include the new godless links because I'm still experiencing tech difficulties. But go to my godless page or search godless for Dani Brown and you won't miss them.
And thank you if you've already purchased my self published re-issues. Each one contains a new introduction. And Ketamine Addicted Pandas has the Ketamine Addicted Pandas: Nazi Apocalypse short story. I will eventually get to the second one plus the two spin-offs (the Bible Belt is a very big place with lots and lots of churches and mosques plus some Satanists that the pandas want to visit - unlike real black metallers, the pandas are pretty indiscriminate when it comes to their hate, although they do hate nazis that bit more and have currently allied themselves with demons but demons are demons and Satanists are humans and therefore their brains must be tasty and in trve panda form, the religious buildings must burn).
This weekend's plans involve finishing a drawing, Stef and Tucker 5 Mile High, and Scumbags 2. Obviously I also have chores and laundry to do. And maybe my son will want to watch something.
On that thought, I'm going to make dinner and then have a bubble bath and an early night. I will hopefully get up the reviews page I've been planning for a few weeks now (I am not open to reviews, I figured I will try to start reviewing the books I've been buying on godless, I will explain more of my methods and reasons when I actually put up the page).
And try to remember, what I write is fiction. It isn't real. I am not in the mood for sexual harassment (ever). And before you get all offended by the pandas, not only are they fiction characters they're a) meant to be offensive and b) they're fucking pandas.
I won't go into details about each book because I've linked to their pages. I haven't updated the pages to include the new godless links because I'm still experiencing tech difficulties. But go to my godless page or search godless for Dani Brown and you won't miss them.
And thank you if you've already purchased my self published re-issues. Each one contains a new introduction. And Ketamine Addicted Pandas has the Ketamine Addicted Pandas: Nazi Apocalypse short story. I will eventually get to the second one plus the two spin-offs (the Bible Belt is a very big place with lots and lots of churches and mosques plus some Satanists that the pandas want to visit - unlike real black metallers, the pandas are pretty indiscriminate when it comes to their hate, although they do hate nazis that bit more and have currently allied themselves with demons but demons are demons and Satanists are humans and therefore their brains must be tasty and in trve panda form, the religious buildings must burn).
This weekend's plans involve finishing a drawing, Stef and Tucker 5 Mile High, and Scumbags 2. Obviously I also have chores and laundry to do. And maybe my son will want to watch something.
On that thought, I'm going to make dinner and then have a bubble bath and an early night. I will hopefully get up the reviews page I've been planning for a few weeks now (I am not open to reviews, I figured I will try to start reviewing the books I've been buying on godless, I will explain more of my methods and reasons when I actually put up the page).
And try to remember, what I write is fiction. It isn't real. I am not in the mood for sexual harassment (ever). And before you get all offended by the pandas, not only are they fiction characters they're a) meant to be offensive and b) they're fucking pandas.