Ketamine addicted pandas: dawn of the pandas
www.amazon.com/Ketamine-Addicted-Pandas-Dawn-ebook/dp/B07DHWZV8F/
JEA Wetworks, June 2018. Join King Jay, his wife Queen Tiffany and their children Princes Cody, Corey and Casey, along with their wives and the panda cubs as they bust out of Oslo Zoo and bring death and destruction across Northern Europe. Nazis, UFOs, baboon brains, ketamine, black metal, dance music. What more do you want? Oh, the second one...Soon, I promise.
JEA Wetworks, June 2018. Join King Jay, his wife Queen Tiffany and their children Princes Cody, Corey and Casey, along with their wives and the panda cubs as they bust out of Oslo Zoo and bring death and destruction across Northern Europe. Nazis, UFOs, baboon brains, ketamine, black metal, dance music. What more do you want? Oh, the second one...Soon, I promise.
Dual depravity 2 with david owain hughes
JEA, April 2018 Two authors. Four novellas. One book. Includes my stories The Previous Plastic Surgeon and God's Fleshlight. www.amazon.com/Dual-Depravity-Wetworks-Presents-Book-ebook/dp/B07C1SYZ2X/
The Previous Plastic Surgeon
Jerusalem is out of work and lives alone. In every life, except this one, he had been a plastic surgeon. His life’s mission is to make people look beautiful on the outside, no matter how ugly they are on the inside. His girlfriend left when she deemed herself pretty enough. Seagulls fall dead out of the sky. Jerusalem has stumbled into the ugliest women he has ever seen. His rusty scalpel can fix her, but first he needs to take her on a date.God’s Fleshlight
Health and Safety overlords decided it was too dangerous to remove the dead bodies from the trees that lined the streets. Drunk on watered down whisky and with her trusty used tampon swinging from her neck, Stacey climbs into the trees. It is up to her on-paper lover to rescue her from God’s Fleshlight.
The Previous Plastic Surgeon
Jerusalem is out of work and lives alone. In every life, except this one, he had been a plastic surgeon. His life’s mission is to make people look beautiful on the outside, no matter how ugly they are on the inside. His girlfriend left when she deemed herself pretty enough. Seagulls fall dead out of the sky. Jerusalem has stumbled into the ugliest women he has ever seen. His rusty scalpel can fix her, but first he needs to take her on a date.God’s Fleshlight
Health and Safety overlords decided it was too dangerous to remove the dead bodies from the trees that lined the streets. Drunk on watered down whisky and with her trusty used tampon swinging from her neck, Stacey climbs into the trees. It is up to her on-paper lover to rescue her from God’s Fleshlight.
3 of a kind
released January 2018 by Morbidbooks www.amazon.com/3-Kind-Perverted-Little-Piggies-ebook/dp/B078SGMDNG/
3 stories, 1 book. Up first is Lala, an escort with a difference (and her brother has a pet micro-dinosaur). Calli kicks some arse in Suburban Invasion. And Rupert needs a new body in the Practicalities of Body Swapping with a Slimmer Man (or was it thinner? Dani's had too much internet and not enough coffee).
3 stories, 1 book. Up first is Lala, an escort with a difference (and her brother has a pet micro-dinosaur). Calli kicks some arse in Suburban Invasion. And Rupert needs a new body in the Practicalities of Body Swapping with a Slimmer Man (or was it thinner? Dani's had too much internet and not enough coffee).
broccoli
Released October 2017 by me (yay! I self published something, more to come in the future).
www.lulu.com/shop/dani-brown/broccoli/paperback/product-23323570.html
Dani Brown's second person experimental piece you've been waiting years for. Witness first hand as a fiction author breaks the list of writing rules (or a list, there are many of these things). You wake up. Your day doesn't get much better after that. Dive into your mind as your body releases every bit of fluid it had and then more. When your mind is done with you, it is your body's turn. Is there any hope for you?
www.lulu.com/shop/dani-brown/broccoli/paperback/product-23323570.html
Dani Brown's second person experimental piece you've been waiting years for. Witness first hand as a fiction author breaks the list of writing rules (or a list, there are many of these things). You wake up. Your day doesn't get much better after that. Dive into your mind as your body releases every bit of fluid it had and then more. When your mind is done with you, it is your body's turn. Is there any hope for you?
Night of the penguins
Night of the Penguin synopsis. Released August 2017 by JEA.
https://www.amazon.com/Night-Penguins-Dani-Brown-ebook/dp/B074L5XL52/
Carla doesn’t like her job. She isn’t paid well enough to deal with management, let alone the customers. The summer heat wave isn’t making things easier. She resorts to throwing snails at managers and breaking into the zoo where she works to steal food at night. The managers and preferred employees she hates so much are part of a secret cult. Her least favourite manager is being inducted the night they kidnap her. She thinks she is going to be a sacrifice victim but the real victim is a penguin killed ritual after ritual and always brought back again. It is stopped by the mother of the cult’s gods. The mother gives birth to a new son. Overthrowing the cult has some surprises in store for everyone. There’s a vault of horrors beneath the zoo. The rat king – the cult’s high priest - dies, murdered by his own rats; they think their cousins are trapped in the vault. Trying to stage a rescue mission, what lives in the vault is released. The Illuminati show up as back up, trying to save their gods from being murdered but there’s a secret cult within the Illuminati who called forth a shapeshifting evil from the centre of the galaxy. He had their patron god in chains. It is the perfect opportunity for Carla and the new born god to take out all the world’s cults and break the middle class and
https://www.amazon.com/Night-Penguins-Dani-Brown-ebook/dp/B074L5XL52/
Carla doesn’t like her job. She isn’t paid well enough to deal with management, let alone the customers. The summer heat wave isn’t making things easier. She resorts to throwing snails at managers and breaking into the zoo where she works to steal food at night. The managers and preferred employees she hates so much are part of a secret cult. Her least favourite manager is being inducted the night they kidnap her. She thinks she is going to be a sacrifice victim but the real victim is a penguin killed ritual after ritual and always brought back again. It is stopped by the mother of the cult’s gods. The mother gives birth to a new son. Overthrowing the cult has some surprises in store for everyone. There’s a vault of horrors beneath the zoo. The rat king – the cult’s high priest - dies, murdered by his own rats; they think their cousins are trapped in the vault. Trying to stage a rescue mission, what lives in the vault is released. The Illuminati show up as back up, trying to save their gods from being murdered but there’s a secret cult within the Illuminati who called forth a shapeshifting evil from the centre of the galaxy. He had their patron god in chains. It is the perfect opportunity for Carla and the new born god to take out all the world’s cults and break the middle class and
Stara
Released Azoth Khem Publishing (20 Aug. 2016)
At this point in time, only on Kindle.www.amazon.co.uk/Stara-Dani-Brown-ebook/dp/B01KSEAUCK/ (UK link) What if Elizabeth Bathory had been a midwife? We find out in this twisted tale of greed. Stara is a midwife that teams up with a doctor to satisfy a craving of hers: bathing in the blood of stillborn babies. Stara wakes up as one of her patients goes into labour. She can feel it. She’s been sharing a special connection with her patients since he came into her life and started to teach her. She won’t make it to the hospital in time to steal the baby for chunky baby stew. As she is already awake, she has a special bath with the chunky baby stew from her fridge. He taught her how to prepare and what spells and charms to use to protect her supply. One night Stara gets too greedy with her chunky baby stew bath and reverts into a twisted infancy. Will she be able to save herself, or will this greed lead to her execution? Reptile
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Toenails
MorbidbookS. Read Like The Devil. (16 Oct. 2015) www.amazon.co.uk/Toenails-Dani-Brown-ebook/dp/B016SC5FIK/ There was a time when toenails were plentiful and I could swallow one down while pressing the button for eight more minutes of blissful sleep. Clamminess washed over me. There was no way I would be able to make it to work like this. I needed toenails to start my morning right. In the grips of withdrawal I could not think of anything other than toenails and scoring toenails. Toenails were all that mattered. Ripping the duvet away from the wife was the difficult part. She held it in death’s grip beneath her chin and tucked between her legs. I became used to never having any blanket – not even a little patch. I would crank up the heat when I woke with my midnight toenail cravings regardless of the season; a little bit of spite courtesy of good ol’ dad. My wife would still be reluctant to liberate the duvet despite sleeping in a pool of her own sweat that turned the flakes of dead skin into slush. I once tried to satisfy my cravings with this skin slush; day-long diarrhoea left me on the toilet and the family had to use the outdoor one. Shaking, it was more difficult to pry the duvet away from her. The withdrawals became worse each day. It seemed her grip on the duvet became tighter as the withdrawals became worse - her subconscious conspiring against me. The back of her mind knew I was no good for her and should trade her in for a younger model. I only needed access to her feet. Toe jam wasn’t as good a substitute for toenails as dick cheese but I needed to make it into work today and every other day for the rest of the fucking year. The board of directors were the biggest bunch of loser arse-ferrets this world has ever seen. I could not even provide an accurate description of what it was I did all day or a clear title for the job that would be on the line if I had a sick day. |
Welcome to New Edge Hill
MorbidbookS. Darkness Always On Tap. (8 Nov. 2015)
www.amazon.co.uk/Welcome-Edge-Hill-Dani-Brown-ebook/dp/B017RUBTFK/
"My moustache twitched in an effort to escape the confines of a bucket of cream, hair ointment and the extensions I had put in last week. It wanted to compete with Teddy’s natural face locks and show that it, too, could stand proud.
The hair on my arms had only run of the mill body lotion to keep it in place, which in the unexplained circumstances I found myself in with Teddy Dick that late summer morning, was of complete uselessness. It stood up on end.
I looked over at Teddy. The desire to see a facial hair out of place, snap a picture and post it online was too strong to resist. But his face hair was perfect, as always, leaving my heart to sink and ponder what I must look like (I refused to confirm my suspicions by looking in the mirror). The hair on his arm closest to me was in a state similar to my own. At least not everything about him was perfect. It was confusing that someone could be so perfect and yet, still be such a dickhead."
MorbidbookS. Darkness Always On Tap. (8 Nov. 2015)
www.amazon.co.uk/Welcome-Edge-Hill-Dani-Brown-ebook/dp/B017RUBTFK/
"My moustache twitched in an effort to escape the confines of a bucket of cream, hair ointment and the extensions I had put in last week. It wanted to compete with Teddy’s natural face locks and show that it, too, could stand proud.
The hair on my arms had only run of the mill body lotion to keep it in place, which in the unexplained circumstances I found myself in with Teddy Dick that late summer morning, was of complete uselessness. It stood up on end.
I looked over at Teddy. The desire to see a facial hair out of place, snap a picture and post it online was too strong to resist. But his face hair was perfect, as always, leaving my heart to sink and ponder what I must look like (I refused to confirm my suspicions by looking in the mirror). The hair on his arm closest to me was in a state similar to my own. At least not everything about him was perfect. It was confusing that someone could be so perfect and yet, still be such a dickhead."
Middle age rae of fucking sunshine
MorbidbookS. Everything Bleeds. (13 Nov. 2014)
www.amazon.co.uk/Middle-Age-RAE-Fucking-Sunshine-ebook/dp/B00PLZ4KJ6/
Rae is her name.
Our support group of embittered and most likely deranged women are going to kidnap, torture, disembowel and finally kill the woman who has ruined all our lives. As foul and as grotesque as she is, she acts like she's Queen of the Bean.
Rae, her buck-tooth grin and rosy cheeks of middle age acne reflected winter sun. Straw-like blonde hair obscured by the veil and tiara she enjoyed parading around in. She walked past our window with sickening confidence oblivious to us and our weak tea.
Rae. Everything was always about Rae. Was she a princess today, or was she a bride? Did she know or care? Did it even matter? We wished we could be that delusional and walk around with an air of not giving a damn.
Rae believes she is above the pain she has caused. Beyond the whimpering of her victims. Out of reach of vengeance. Our support group of women do not agree. Judgement day is here for Rae.
Our support group will enjoy every moment of agonizing torment and misery we will force her to endure.
Rae has got it coming.
www.amazon.co.uk/Middle-Age-RAE-Fucking-Sunshine-ebook/dp/B00PLZ4KJ6/
Rae is her name.
Our support group of embittered and most likely deranged women are going to kidnap, torture, disembowel and finally kill the woman who has ruined all our lives. As foul and as grotesque as she is, she acts like she's Queen of the Bean.
Rae, her buck-tooth grin and rosy cheeks of middle age acne reflected winter sun. Straw-like blonde hair obscured by the veil and tiara she enjoyed parading around in. She walked past our window with sickening confidence oblivious to us and our weak tea.
Rae. Everything was always about Rae. Was she a princess today, or was she a bride? Did she know or care? Did it even matter? We wished we could be that delusional and walk around with an air of not giving a damn.
Rae believes she is above the pain she has caused. Beyond the whimpering of her victims. Out of reach of vengeance. Our support group of women do not agree. Judgement day is here for Rae.
Our support group will enjoy every moment of agonizing torment and misery we will force her to endure.
Rae has got it coming.
My Lovely Wife
MorbidbookS. Everything Bleeds. (24 July 2014)
My Lovely Wife is on amazon, I can't get the link to work as clearly I need some lunch and web design was never something I was good at. This leaves you two choices, follow the links above or the contact page until you find it, or go to amazon and type in my lovely wife.
He had to have her the moment he saw her trachea ring. Six months later she was his lovely wife. He performed his duties as a husband and she as a wife. He tolerated a house filled with references to her late first husband and the children they had together. He put up with her prudish ways. He waited. He was patient. He planned. He was adaptable. He was rewarded over the course of a week in her basement. He turned his perverse sexual fantasies of worms and maggots and her lovely crusty trachea ring into a gruesome reality.
MorbidbookS. Everything Bleeds. (24 July 2014)
My Lovely Wife is on amazon, I can't get the link to work as clearly I need some lunch and web design was never something I was good at. This leaves you two choices, follow the links above or the contact page until you find it, or go to amazon and type in my lovely wife.
He had to have her the moment he saw her trachea ring. Six months later she was his lovely wife. He performed his duties as a husband and she as a wife. He tolerated a house filled with references to her late first husband and the children they had together. He put up with her prudish ways. He waited. He was patient. He planned. He was adaptable. He was rewarded over the course of a week in her basement. He turned his perverse sexual fantasies of worms and maggots and her lovely crusty trachea ring into a gruesome reality.
