The Queen of Filth has noticed an increased interest in trashy horror. So these are her trashiest books that don't really fit into extreme, disgusting or bizarro. And of course, Stara's honourable mention (because baby gut bath stew is pretty trashy and disgusting and extreme and bizarro). Maybe there should be a vote to decide what Stara is exactly (beyond a midwife with a thing for inducing miscarriage, forcing abortions and killing newborns).
First up is Ketamine Addicted Pandas. Finally out of the honourables and onto a list because what can be trashier than drug taking pandas that go on a murderous rampage through Northern Europe and discover the "brown noise" while doing so? And they eat baboon brains (because Dani could not get bamboo to come up on the spell check, but pandas that eat baboon brains are better than pandas that eat bamboo because pandas are expected to eat bamboo). You can read a sample here (just to ensure it is trashy enough for you). Dani has stated that she will get the second one out soon.
So, what other trash has Dani Brown unleashed on the world (or the horror underground, but there's still pretty much world-wide access for those interested in such things and you should be interested because everyone needs some mindless entertainment in their lives)?
First up is Ketamine Addicted Pandas. Finally out of the honourables and onto a list because what can be trashier than drug taking pandas that go on a murderous rampage through Northern Europe and discover the "brown noise" while doing so? And they eat baboon brains (because Dani could not get bamboo to come up on the spell check, but pandas that eat baboon brains are better than pandas that eat bamboo because pandas are expected to eat bamboo). You can read a sample here (just to ensure it is trashy enough for you). Dani has stated that she will get the second one out soon.
So, what other trash has Dani Brown unleashed on the world (or the horror underground, but there's still pretty much world-wide access for those interested in such things and you should be interested because everyone needs some mindless entertainment in their lives)?
Turns out that Queenie has supplied the world with a lot of trash in recent years. And if you aren't on godless, then you are missing a lot of it.
50 Shades of Gnome is one of those godless exclusives. Self-made pornstar Larry sits on his garden gnomes and streams it online, but he has some competition from Octopus Lady and Goat Man. And there's that pesky business of his gnomes coming to life. They don't like starring in his home movies or these movies being live streamed to the horny at home audience. Read before you buy here.
The Midnight Pumpkin Fucker is another one of those godless exclusives. All Trevor wants to do is attend the Halloween Ball, but his super ugly stepbrothers (who think they're gangstas) have other ideas. Meet before you buy although the book is only 99 cents.
30-50 Feral Hogs versus the Big Bad Unicorn is also only on godless. This combines 30-50 feral hogs and a prime minister who really likes pigs. He also has a dick on his forehead. It makes snorting coke and fucking pigs easier, but pissing is much harder as his bladder wasn't surgically moved. There's no text sample for this one, so you'll just have to head on over to godless and pay the 99 cents.
Is there more? More trash? More Filth? (and not a picture of Divine.) The webmaster wasn't told what would happen if you scroll to the bottom of the page. Is it another trashy Dani Brown horror book, or is it a link to Pink Flamingos uncut. Only one way to find out.
50 Shades of Gnome is one of those godless exclusives. Self-made pornstar Larry sits on his garden gnomes and streams it online, but he has some competition from Octopus Lady and Goat Man. And there's that pesky business of his gnomes coming to life. They don't like starring in his home movies or these movies being live streamed to the horny at home audience. Read before you buy here.
The Midnight Pumpkin Fucker is another one of those godless exclusives. All Trevor wants to do is attend the Halloween Ball, but his super ugly stepbrothers (who think they're gangstas) have other ideas. Meet before you buy although the book is only 99 cents.
30-50 Feral Hogs versus the Big Bad Unicorn is also only on godless. This combines 30-50 feral hogs and a prime minister who really likes pigs. He also has a dick on his forehead. It makes snorting coke and fucking pigs easier, but pissing is much harder as his bladder wasn't surgically moved. There's no text sample for this one, so you'll just have to head on over to godless and pay the 99 cents.
Is there more? More trash? More Filth? (and not a picture of Divine.) The webmaster wasn't told what would happen if you scroll to the bottom of the page. Is it another trashy Dani Brown horror book, or is it a link to Pink Flamingos uncut. Only one way to find out.
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Sorry no links to Pink Flamingos uncut and the Queen of Filth isn't going to even pretend she has mastered trash that well, so instead she presents All Saints Day. There aren't any chickens and no one eats dog shit (as far as she remembers) but a prime minister fucks a pig (because that's what prime ministers do) and there's giant space spiders. These giant space spiders like to eat the homeless while disguised as human dentists (the nearest evil to a giant space spider). And then these giant space spiders get space spider eggs that they implant into the mouths of children. The government can't do anything because they're too busy fucking pigs.
Happy horror trash reading!
Happy horror trash reading!
