Dani Brown, the Queen of Filth has been using Amazon's royalty counter to watch Britain collapse (let's face it, at this stage, it isn't just the economy). This obviously only works if you buy her self-published titles (although please pick up some of her other books available on amazon while you are there). Queenie will usually tell you to pick up e-books from godless where they're a) cheaper and b) pay her more but godless lack an estimated royalty counter. So, at the beginning of the month, could you purchase her books from amazon.
The Stef and Tucker series is noticeably absent from this list. Due to the small amounts involved in payment for these books, Queenie can't tell how much the British economy has tanked with sales of these ones. All five are available on godless, but if you want paperbacks, you can buy them here.
Also missing is Broccoli. This one was self-published through Lulu, although the Queen of Filth can still see kindle sales on the amazon royalty estimator, she can't see paperbacks and Lulu is a pain in the arse to bring up that information on. You can buy it on godless.
The Queen of Filth still hasn't worked out how to track the tanking economy with Redbubble, but don't let that stop you buying prints and other merchandise with penis-birds.
- Queenie promises a new cover for Ghetto Super Skank soon. You can buy it here.
- Ketamine Addicted Pandas is proving just as popular on paperback now as it was when it was with a publisher. The new edition contains a panda cub short story and new author introduction. You can buy it here.
- Reptile is as nasty now as it was when it wasn't self-published and very popular in Canada. You can buy it here.
- If you want to bathe in baby guts and still feel dirty, Stara is the book for you. She's the world's worst midwife and then things get weird. You can buy it here.
- Salem used to be a plastic surgeon, many life times ago. This time around he is unemployed. But that doesn't stop him and his mummy issues performing at-home surgery on his fuglies. The Previous Plastic Surgeon can be purchased here.
- Name Dropping with Hayden must have the world's worst boyfriend (worse than Salem, even). And he must have the world's worst personal hygiene. You can purchase it here.
- If you ever need super strength coffee and want to turn your date into a werepossum, Dark Roast is the book for you. It can be purchased here.
- Karen and the Crabs from Outer Space is another book in real need of a new cover. It will be sorted soon. But you can buy it here (this one will go on godless once a new cover is sorted, but that does mean it is on kindle unlimited).
The Stef and Tucker series is noticeably absent from this list. Due to the small amounts involved in payment for these books, Queenie can't tell how much the British economy has tanked with sales of these ones. All five are available on godless, but if you want paperbacks, you can buy them here.
Also missing is Broccoli. This one was self-published through Lulu, although the Queen of Filth can still see kindle sales on the amazon royalty estimator, she can't see paperbacks and Lulu is a pain in the arse to bring up that information on. You can buy it on godless.
The Queen of Filth still hasn't worked out how to track the tanking economy with Redbubble, but don't let that stop you buying prints and other merchandise with penis-birds.
