If you follow my social media, you will know how busy I was in the run up to Christmas with short stories. I had to set my novels aside for a bit. Well, I'm pleased to announce that the first one, 'Girls on Film' will be released to both godless and amazon on the 12th of February. 

This one had a bit of a difficult birth. I was working with a completely different idea, but no matter how many times I cut it down, I couldn't get a short story out of it. I also couldn't get it finished to lift a chapter. So I wrote a new one with a different concept. 

In this short story, two people are imprisoned in a recently renovated house. They must undo the renovations which have been covered with photographs of their son's various girlfriends in various states of undress and unconsciousness. Of course, it isn't fair to punish the parents and leave the son out of it. These were his crimes, so he makes an appearance too.

PS. The other story is called New Money Slaughter House. It isn't the top of my priorities right now, but I will eventually complete it. 

1st of October 2024 will see the Queen of Filth kickoff #31daysofgodless with her somewhat gooey and disgusting story Very Romantic. Very Necro. 

Kathleen, Lena to her followers and Kathy to her mum has fully immersed herself in the latest online trend. This is going to be her big break, but thing aren't always what they seem once the filters are stripped away. 

I'm not sure if I've already posted this or not (things have been busy), but there will be British representation at Texas Author Con in July. I can't physically go, but a few of my books will be there with book plates. There will also be the opportunity to purchase a book plate if you already have a paperback at home, or don't fancy lugging a bunch of books home.  

Stef and Tucker 6 Anal Exorcism will hit godless on the 8th of June 2024. This is the first Stef and Tucker release since 2022 (Secret and Mile High). I'm excited I've finally found the time to turn the notes into a story after all of those problems last year. 

The band has landed in London. The drummer isn't doing so well, but he's allowed into the country. Once they arrive at the venue, it is discovered that he is about to give birth to the Road Demon's baby. They need a priest...

Catch up on the series now:

• Godless. 
• Amazon (please only use amazon if you want the paperback). 

Satan's Yeast Infection 3 has finally been sent to godless for a May release. I know I intended on releasing in April, but I was tired and then there was a lot of unnecessary stress floating about (all documented). I know from past experience that it isn't a good idea to try to write while under high amounts of stress. And I wanted to give you the best and most disgusting Satan's Yeast Infection story yet. 

This one is very far removed from reality. The Prime Minister is actually somewhat sensible unlike the general population who keep complaining of anxiety because videos of themselves having orgies involving yeast extract and ferrets keep ending up online. Instead of not having the orgies or at least not letting them be filmed, they demand the Prime Minister does something. 

Meanwhile, Butt Weasel summons Satan. 

I don't have a release date yet, but if you install the godless app and turn on notifications, it'll let you know when it is out. 

You can read the first two Satan's Yeast Infection stories here:

• Satan's Yeast Infection
• Satan's Yeast Infection 2: Butt Weasel's Revenge. 

There aren't too many stock photos of dicks....

Lorenzo Petty is your average disgusting creep with bad hygiene. Then he meets a woman who doesn't think anyone should be subjected to him. 

This should be out on godless in March. I don't have a date yet, but I have sent over the files. 

Unlike "Nel's Yard" which is absolutely disgusting, "Peacock's Pleasure Palace" is sexy and sensual while still being horror (because it is erotic horror). And this one will be out on Valentine's Day in Cult Horrotica. 

"Peacock's Pleasure Palace" does continue my erotica streak. I'm hoping (life dependent) to write more this coming year. Once I finish my short stories for the year and my self publishing, I intend on returning to We Gave The World Synthpop Dreams, which is sexy. 

If you like "Peacock's Pleasure Palace", you will want to pick yourself up a copy of 56 Seconds. When I'm not as tired (waiting for the tumble drier to release my pyjamas, which is how I spend my Friday evenings), I will get an erotica page up in my Queen of Fucking Everything posts so it is easy to find. 

And I really shouldn't have to say this but as there are a lot of dangerous idiots out there who like to pretend to be intellectuals by saying writers are what they write, etc, this and all my erotica is fiction. It is not real. I made it up. Let me just remind you again, that this story, like my others of any genre (unless stated otherwise by me and no one else) is not real. I do report sexual harassment and arm chair diagnoses to the relevant authority because it is not my job to deal with it.  I'm sorry if your teacher or social worker or support worker or whoever lied to you, but it isn't my job to deal with the aftermath so maybe you should take it up with them. 

The kindle version is out now, but the online release party is on 15th March 2024. Due to the time differences, I am on the early shift. Head Blown Too includes one of my new, rather disgusting short stories titled "Nel's Yard". As with everything I've been writing lately, I really enjoyed writing this one, even if it made me want to vomit while doing so. 

Do you like milkshakes and gloryholes? You won't after reading "Nel's Yard". 

First appearance: Vs: X US Vs UK Extreme Horror (Shadow Work Publishing) 04 December 2017
Second appearance: Year’s Best Hardcore Horror Volume 3 (Red Room Press) 04 May 2018

Queenie's ultimate torture porn. This story is so brutal that when it was published in the Year's Best Hardcore Horror Volume 3, it required a warning. 

This will be available as a standalone for the first time ever on 03 January 2023 (that's less than one month away) from godless.com. 

It starts with X naked and crawling on the floor, the early stages of withdrawal are hitting her. It doesn't really get progressively worse, say like 120 Days of Sodom, everything that happens to X is brutal and it is as equally horrible at the beginning as it is at the ending. At least in De Sade, there is some progression (not like any of his start out particularly pleasantly either), but Theatrum Mortuum is only a short story, I wrote it one day and put the finishing touches on the next (likely cutting anything that wasn't brutal). 

The idea for the story originated with a bad mood, no one fucking listening to me (as usual) and a Placebo song. So I basically built a brutal AF story around a small bit in the middle where a body was found in the lake. Go me! 

When this was released the second time around, I told people that if they want to read more, they should check out Reptile. This is still pretty accurate if you want to prepare yourself, or if you are okay with fucked up narration, try Strip/Becoming. You could even try Stara, which was out at the time but not in paperback (I've since self-published it a few years after getting the rights back). If you have any questions about my extreme horror credentials, let Theatrum Mortuum remind you that I was writing extreme before this latest batch of authors that seem to get all the attention. 

I also can't spell Theatrum Mortuum despite those years of Latin and Latin having really simple spellings if you are a native English speaker (although I still find Anglo Saxon to have the easiest of all spellings). 

And the Placebo song in question (there was actually more than one, all by Placebo, but this one sparked the initial story idea). This song also influenced Broccoli to an extent.