This must be one of my most requested stories. Marmite. The most disgusting vile substance known to mankind. You can't launch it into the Sun because the resulting solar flare would send Marmite particles bombarding the Poles. Earth's electro-magnetic field wouldn't be able to cope and we'd all die. Not from solar radiation but from the Marmite hitting our skin.
No, my Marmite story isn't about propelling it into the Sun. But, it is as disgusting as the substance itself. Nearly. If you propel my story into the Sun, we'd survive. I did write this story to try to have Marmite banned. Unfortunately, since it was first released, there's been even more Marmite products appearing on supermarket shelves. One of these is Marmite peanutbutter which replaced Reese's peanutbutter. I am not happy about that. Plus there's fucking Marmite cheese. Why is Marmite ruining all these perfectly good products? Who is buying this stuff?
Synopsis: After a night's debauchery, Frankie eats yeast extract straight from the jar with his fingers. He shares what leaks out of his anus and the yeast extract with his pet ferret, Butt Weasel, while remembering the night before.
You can purchase it from godless on the 18th of March for 50 cents. Remember there are no pre-orders on godless but thought you'd like to see the page.
PS. GIMP and text are not a good match. I will either install a plug-in or use different software for text in the future (I could not get my name to wrap around the drawn ribbon thing no matter how many times I tried, turns out it is a problem with GIMP and not me - so far, that is the only thing I miss from Photoshop).
No, my Marmite story isn't about propelling it into the Sun. But, it is as disgusting as the substance itself. Nearly. If you propel my story into the Sun, we'd survive. I did write this story to try to have Marmite banned. Unfortunately, since it was first released, there's been even more Marmite products appearing on supermarket shelves. One of these is Marmite peanutbutter which replaced Reese's peanutbutter. I am not happy about that. Plus there's fucking Marmite cheese. Why is Marmite ruining all these perfectly good products? Who is buying this stuff?
Synopsis: After a night's debauchery, Frankie eats yeast extract straight from the jar with his fingers. He shares what leaks out of his anus and the yeast extract with his pet ferret, Butt Weasel, while remembering the night before.
You can purchase it from godless on the 18th of March for 50 cents. Remember there are no pre-orders on godless but thought you'd like to see the page.
PS. GIMP and text are not a good match. I will either install a plug-in or use different software for text in the future (I could not get my name to wrap around the drawn ribbon thing no matter how many times I tried, turns out it is a problem with GIMP and not me - so far, that is the only thing I miss from Photoshop).