An unknown man looked around, he is alone – sometimes he likes to check. Public wanking has been a hobby of his since he was a teenager. Now in his forties, he still enjoys the thrill of possibly being caught. He has had to stay the night in a hotel in the middle of nowhere, but they have an outdoor hot tub. There is nothing our unknown man enjoys more than to sit in a public hot tub spanking it while looking at the stars, but not really seeing them. His mind is on a different type of star, one of the celebrity variety (sometimes more than one). Tonight he is thinking of one of the stars, some new and probably illegal actress – he can never remember their names. This one is quite the looker. Compared to most actresses she is heavy, with large breasts and a full arse. Still thinking of this young actress he removed his dressing gown and stepped into the hot tub, he’s wearing swimming trunks just incase somebody walks by, but it’ll be quite obvious what he is up to anyhow. His erect penis has created a tent in the flower-patterned lime green shorts. The hot bubbling water connected with rather hairy skin which turned it a horrid pink that clashed terribly with his shorts. He looked around again, pulled down his swimming shorts a bit and leant his head back so it rested on the hard edge of the hot tub. He reached over his flabby stomach and wrapped his hand around his cock. The nearly obese, ugly, hairy man sat jerking off, picturing the young actress was riding him like a pony, for nearly twenty minutes before he blew his load into the warm water. He pulled up his swimming shorts, got out the hot tub, put on his dressing gown and vacated the area.
Ten minutes later an eleven-year-old virgin goes into the hot tub with her older sister. The older one is on the pill. Nine months later the virgin gives birth to a hideous baby boy.
An unknown man goes to a party and gets insanely drunk. At this party there is a hot tub, he strips down and jumps inside. Someone watching him says the magical-bestiality-word. He spanks it while thinking of goats.
At this same party is a beautiful teenage virgin. All the boys want her, but she’s saving herself for someone special. The girl and her brother didn’t witness the man jerking off while he thought of fucking goats; the man and his audience had left the hot tub.
The girl and her brother go into the hot tub. She didn’t want to go to the house party, but her brother dragged her along. He was hoping to introduce her to one of his friends, but his friend never turned up. When she saw the hot tub, she wanted to go in, but not alone. Her brother felt that he owed her so he went in with her.
Nine months later the girl, still a virgin, gives birth. She has never even kissed a boy, let alone done anything to become pregnant. Upon hearing that the teenage virgin has given birth, a boy who was at the party nine months earlier goes to talk with her brother. The brother hears of the man who jerked off into the hot tub. The brother learns the man’s name. The brother and his friend run home to tell the virgin the story and give her the name of the man who masturbated into the hot tub nine months before.
With the help of her brother, his friend and her father, the girl gets the address of the man who fathered her child. She takes the baby and her father drives her to the man’s house. A man she has never met before and she is a bit nervous because she doesn’t know what to say to him. She holds the baby in her arm and knocks on the door. The man answers. He looks a lot like the baby. She tells him about how she went into a hot tub at a party nine months earlier. A hot tub that he jerked off in. She tells him that she had a virgin birth and he’s the father. She congratulates him and walks back to the car where her father is waiting. They drive off into the sunset.
A very pretty girl once stood by a hot tub and watched her very geeky older cousin play with his penis in it. He was moaning and then some white stuff came out the end of his manhood. He left the hot tub and then she got in. Nine months later the girl gave birth.
There was once a very geeky young man. He was a virgin and believed that he was saving himself for someone special, but no girl who wasn’t legally insane would ever get with him. Because he was saving himself, or so he thought, he regularly wanked in the hot tub in the garden. Jerking himself off in the hot tub was his favourite activity.
One evening this seventeen-year-old geek was meant to be looking after his younger cousin when he got the urge. He put Walt Disney’s Bambi in the DVD player for the girl who had just begun her periods. He thought that it would keep her entertained while he made a trip into the garden. She got bored with the film and went outside to find him. He was nearing his climax when she found him. He didn’t notice her until after he blew his load into the hot, steaming, bubbly water. He figured that the girl had no idea what he was doing (he had guessed correctly) and so offered no explanation and went inside. He thought that his cousin followed him into the house, but he was wrong. When he discovered her missing he went to look for her. She was found in the hot tub – he figured that the hot water would kill his sperm and didn’t think anything of it until nine months later when the girl gave birth to an inbred child.
An extremely attractive man once found himself spending the night at a very expensive hotel without a nice young lady in which to spend it with. The man was so sexy that woman practically threw themselves at him. He even had fifteen kids with fifteen different hot mommas. But that night all the young ladies were hideously ugly so he decided to masturbate in the hot tub instead of getting it on.
Ten minutes after the extremely fuckable man left the hot tub, the ugliest woman that most people have ever seen entered it. She was so disgustingly ugly that mirrors broke if she just happened to walk by. She was in her forties and still a virgin. No one would ever have sex with her, not even if they had drunk an entire bottle of Jack Daniel’s and she had a paper bag over her head. The poor lady was so gross in her appearance that when she went to buy a vibrator the girl in the shop puked all over her shoes when the woman went to pay. the woman had resigned herself to never having kids which she desperately wanted. Not even the sperm bank would give her any sperm for fear that the ugly gene would be passed onto the offspring. Every night before bed the woman prayed to God to make her pretty so a man would impregnate her. God never made her pretty. This forty-something was still a virgin when she gave birth to triplets nine months after entering a hot tub in a very expensive hotel. Although God had never made her pretty, he answered her prayers times three. The sperm bank was wrong, as by looking at the triplets and then looking at their mother, it was clear that they did not inherit her condition. If she knew who the father was, she would have known that they looked like him. Because she prayed every night, she thought that God had sent an angel from Heaven to have sex with her as the triplets seemed to glow in their own light. She thanked God for being so kind to her and blessing her three times over.
FiveA girl of child bearing age got in an argument with her parents and ran away to a friend’s house. She only had the one friend, so her mother phoned the friend’s mother before the girl arrived and explained what happened and checked to make sure it was okay for the girl to stay there until she felt ready to go home. The friend’s mother said that it was okay, but informed the mother that her and her husband would be going out for the evening.
The girl arrived at the friend’s house to find her friend with a young man. The girl had interrupted something. Her friend was understandably upset until the girl explained to her that the young man was like the town bicycle and already had a child to represent each of his fifteen years. As it was nearing his sixteenth birthday, he probably wanted another.
The friend’s parents had recently purchased a hot tub and the friend suggested that they go in. Within five minutes they were in the hot tub, the friend thanking the girl for stopping her from doing something stupid when some white stuff floated by. “Ew, what’s that?” asked the girl. “Semen,” the friend replied. Both girls jumped out of the hot tub.
Out of the bushes jumped the boy who was a teenage man-whore. He was laughing, “Ha, ha you stupid bitches, I was a hot tub virgin but I needed to blow my load somewhere.” The girls’ felt stick as he ran off still laughing.
Nine months later the girl gave birth to triplets. She always used a condom so she couldn’t understand how she became pregnant until she thought back to that night her and her friend went into the hot tub. The boy wasn’t too popular with the mothers of all his children so getting a DNA test done was easy.
Nine months after popping his hot tub cherry a sixteen year old answered a knock on his door. On the doorstep stood the girl and the three babies. She handed him an envelope. He opened it and shouted, “Serves you right, stopping my fun.” And he slammed the door in her face.
SixTwo lesbians who found the very thought of anything to do with men repulsive went into the hot tub at a cheap motel. Two months later, much to their horror, both lesbians were pregnant.
In that same cheap motel, there stayed a goat-fancier on the same night as the lesbians. He had been watching Animal Planet when a documentary about mountain goats was aired. He had been looking forward to the documentary all week and booked a room in this particular cheap motel because of its cable and hot tub. His parents were having a party that particular night so the hot tub at his home would be off limits. He loved to jerk off in the hot tub after watching a documentary about young feisty goats. He was a virgin, he wasn’t saving himself for another geek, but for a special goat. A nice lady goat he could fuck from behind. He thought those mountain goats on the show would be nice to screw and suck. He restrained himself from spanking it through-out the entire hour long duration of the programme. He wanted to, but he knew it’ll be better in the hot tub. He was already wearing his horrid swimming trunks when the show ended. They had a nice tent in them when he left his room for the hot tub. With thoughts of lovely little goats he stepped into the steamy water. He sat down and put his hand inside his shorts, rubbing it back and forth over his throbbing cock. After he ejaculated into his swimming trucks and water, he heard the voices of two woman. He decided that it was time to go back to his room and find more TV shows about goats.
SevenAt a party one day a teenage girl goes into a hot tub. A month or two later she discovered that she was pregnant and told her parents. Her parents thought that she would bring dishonour to them by having a baby out of wedlock so they kicked her out. Nine months after the party she gave birth to twins.
At a party one day a very sexy man wearing truly horrid swimming shorts decided to go into the hot tub. The man was beautiful, so beautiful in fact, that he seemed to glow in his own light. He always dressed absolutely dreadfully so he wouldn’t appear to be as gorgeous as he really was. Sometimes it worked and sometimes it didn’t. When it didn’t work he usually ended up impregnating some woman. He had fifteen kids even though he always used a condom, but the a lot of times the condom broke, which is why he is never very enthusiastic about meeting new ladies. That night at the party (it was a long party) his purposely terrible fashion sense seemed to be paying off. But there was a very beautiful young lady there. A dark and mysterious woman who turned on all the guys. She seemed oblivious to her own beauty. Even though the sexy man found the woman to be very attractive he decided not to speak to her and instead went to jerk-off in the hot tub. He did not want another kid but he needed some way to get rid of the massive erection. The bathroom seemed to be in use, as were all the bedrooms. That was when he went outside and saw the hot tub. It was beyond the pool (an unusual place for the a hot tub, thought the man) and relatively secluded, so no one would see him. He got in and still wearing his horrid swimming shorts he started to masturbate. No one did witness him in the hot tub.
EightAn attractive man was one night staying in a very expensive hotel. He liked to jerk-off. He saw that the hotel had a hot tub so he decided to spank in that. When he was done pleasuring himself he went back to his room, watched some porn and jerked-off some more.
A middle-aged mother of two from a very respectable family decided that she needed a little break from her controlling husband who was the vicar at the local church. She took his bank card and her credit card (which he paid for) and decided to stay in a very expensive hotel until things improved for her. To relax a bit she decided to go into the hot tub. She did not own a swim suit and as it was night all the shops were shut. No one was around so she went into the hot tub completely naked.
After about a week her husband and teenage children told her that they would be nicer to her and requested that she come her. Although she enjoyed her new-found freedom (and going into the hot tub in the nude) she missed her family and agreed to go back home.
She began to get sick in the mornings and took and pregnancy test. She was pregnant. But that’s impossible, she thought, as her and her husband had not wanted a baby and being good Christians they only had sex when they wanted to reproduce.
The woman tried to hide the pregnancy from her husband but he soon found out. He was very upset, it would look very bad for him. After some thought, he told her that she would have to move out. He packed her bags and put her on a plane out of the country.
Nine months after staying in an expensive hotel the woman gave birth in a strange country. She tried to contact her other children to tell them, but all of her letters got stamped with ‘return to sender’. It was obvious that they wanted nothing to do with her or her baby.
NineOne night a teenage girl was staying in a hotel with her very large Catholic family. She couldn’t sleep and decided to go for a walk. When she reached the pool area (which in this hotel was outside) she saw that everyone was walking around naked. Being a very rebellious (although sheltered) teenager she decide to give it a try. She was not worried that any of her family members would wake up and catch her walked around as naked as the day she was born because they always slept through the night – the entire city could be under attack and still they’d sleep. She took off her clothes and left them by the gate and joined in on the naked fun. She had never seen a naked man before, not even in a picture or drawing. She was offered a drink of beer, which she accepted; it was her first drink and did not taste as good as she had imagined, so she put it down and asked for a soft drink instead. She was glad that she do so because as the night wore on all the drunk people (which was mostly everyone) were acting very stupid. She eventually found herself standing by a hot tub with a large group of people. There was a man in the hot tub playing with the thing that made him a man but she really wanted to go in because she was cold from walking around in the nude and she didn’t want to put her clothes back on because no one else was wearing any. She figured that because everyone was drunk, they wouldn’t remember her going into the hot tub with the strange man. In fact, the people at the party were so intent on watching the man, they never even registered the girl in their minds. The strange man was moaning as the girl got in, she wondered why. He started to scream and she wondered why nobody would help him, the people standing around the hot tub were all much older than she, so she went over to the man and as she got closer a bunch of white stuff had escaped his thingy. He had stopped screaming and left in girl alone in the hot tub. She wondered what the stuff was and tried to catch some in her hands. People were leaving the pool area, she asked what time it was and discovered that it was nearly four in the morning. She decided that she had better get back to her room. She dried herself off, found her clothes, took a quick shower (so her parents wouldn’t smell the chlorine) and went back.
When her parents discovered that she was getting sick in the mornings and had strange food cravings they took her to see a doctor. The doctor confirmed their fears – their daughter was pregnant. They were so very disappointed with her that they disowned her. She begged and pleaded and said that she was still virgin (she hardly knew what sex and the whole baby making process was) but they didn’t believe her and sent her away anyhow.
At a hotel where a teenager was staying with her large Catholic family, a group of nudist were also staying. In this group there was a man who enjoyed jerking himself off in front of everybody. In the early hours of the morning, he found himself in the hot tub and right after he comed he discovered the Catholic teenager in the hot tub with him. He found it odd but because nearly everyone was drunk, he didn’t think anything other than the girl had probably had too much to drink (he was wrong) and left the hot tub.
A middle-aged couple were having a garden party one night. After a bit too much to drink things got really out of control and the host decided that after the hostess went inside to bed, to take off all his clothes. After some encouragement from his friends he went into the hot tub and began to masturbate. His friends stood around the hot tub egging him on until he ejaculated into the water. When the party ended everyone found their way home. The next morning when the hostess woke up, she found her husband still drunk and naked wandering around the garden. He made a drunk confession about what he did the night before. She was disgusted and left the house in her car, he stumbled after the moving vehicle.
Later that afternoon the couple’s teenage daughter came home with her boyfriend. Upon discovering her parents weren’t home and the place was completely trashed she suggested that they go into the hot tub together – naked.. The boy had been waiting to take away her virginity so he promptly agreed. They got into the hot tub, but the girl heard her parents so the quickly exited and got dressed. The girl didn’t lose her virginity that day, she was actually still a virgin when she gave birth nine months later.