Quick note: Godless still isn't loading on my computer, it is loading on my phone, but it is really easy to search, just go to "what the fuck are you looking for" at the top of the screen and type in Dani Brown, followed by enter.
Whatever health condition I have flares pretty badly in the summer and I'm exhausted from carrying it around with me. Between working full time, being a mother and having other projects, I need to sacrifice something. It is going to be the monthly releases. Plus people are being arseholes and reverting back to their douchey ways and here if you missed this and the stress of dealing with them makes the health problem worse (hopefully not permanently, I didn't put myself through eight long-ass years of education and then ten years of arguing with people just to die early without having lived my life).
June is scheduled, files sent to godless and already uploaded on their servers. That is Stef and Tucker 5: Mile High. You can pick up the first four Stef and Tuckers from godless (where they're cheaper) or amazon.
I'm nearly done with July. That is a Chester and Lester story. Right now, it is titled Chester and Lester's Christmas in July schedule, but if it comes down to it, I will release in August.
August was going to be Sex God: Shaved Bear. I will eventually write this. I know Sex God Ultimate Pleasure Machine (only available on godless) is selling very well, but I don't have any reviews on it yet. I hope you are enjoying it. December was going to be Sex God Tiffi-Lynn. I am now going to do what I did in March and release two short stories. These are both previously seen, one on this website and again read out on youtube and the other just read on youtube. Obviously, I know Tainted 07/The Human Connection were both unseen stories, but these Christmas ones didn't reach a large audience and one was only briefly available in written form.
I'm still debating about September. I wanted to do a second Stupid Things Extreme. I'm torn between positive thought (the list of stupid things people have tried to tell me about positive thought over the years is very long), that time I was told to invest in a multi-level marketing scheme by an ex, or men telling me what to wear over the years (since I was little girl, in fact, it started with a female kindergarten teacher at the god awful and totally evil private Christian school my parents sent me to) because apparently women are 100% responsible for men's pervert thoughts and emotions.
If I can get a Stupid Things done, then I might release in October. As Name Dropping with Hayden proved, they are super fun to write. That's because I did start what was going to be October's release last night. That is 30-50 Feral Hogs, which is the three little pigs but with cocaine, a dick transplant and a former prime minister and way more pigs for the former prime minister's pleasure.
Once I get July's release, 30-50 Feral Hogs and maybe a Stupid Things Extreme done (and my Scumbags story) I will be finishing Snow White. I'm hoping to have the first part done for a January release, however, I will not work myself so hard I end up in the hospital. Snow White is a story that is continuously evolving. I need to have it done entirely in a workable draft (just needs editing draft) before I can get that first 10k or so ready to be released.
After Snow White, I will be returning to some of my experimental texts. Some of them are on the border of genre fiction and I need to decide between experimental lit and genre fiction for some of them. That's going to take my attention for a good 12-24 months. I'm probably going to look for publishers for them. And I might write some of my shorter releases, like Stef and Tucker Six: Anal Exorcism (which I was going to release in November) while I work on them (and maybe more Sex God or Chester and Lester).
I get asked this a bit. People are waiting for Ketamine Addicted Pandas 2 and a follow up to Ghetto Super Skank (where Jo-Jo and Old Woman Mabel are imprisoned on Europa). I hear you. After I sort out The Daisies That Open at Midnight, We Gave the World Synthpop Dreams, That's Where All the Magic Is and a few others in Era Two, I will start turning notes for them into a narrative. The follow up to Ghetto Super Skank is probably going to be much longer and Ketamine Addicted Pandas 2 is going to be around the same length as the first one. These aren't little projects and as the first ones were written so long ago, they're going to take me a bit longer getting back into them (and do you have any idea of how many characters are in Ket Pandas!?!).
I tried doing a follow up to Sparky the Spunky Robot and it didn't quite turn out as I wanted (Karen and the Crabs from Outer Space) and I don't want to repeat that, especially with the length of some of these text only projects. And you know, I fought to have this life. I don't want to burn myself out and not enjoy it where I can because I'm working too hard.
Once I get the rest of the releases done for this year, even on the reduced schedule, I will try to give Ghetto Super Skank and other books that need a new cover now that I know what I'm doing, a new cover. These new covers will run along with me working on Snow White and my experimental stuff because once I'm done with everything I want to release this year, I am slowing down and mainly concentrating on longer things.
Whatever health condition I have flares pretty badly in the summer and I'm exhausted from carrying it around with me. Between working full time, being a mother and having other projects, I need to sacrifice something. It is going to be the monthly releases. Plus people are being arseholes and reverting back to their douchey ways and here if you missed this and the stress of dealing with them makes the health problem worse (hopefully not permanently, I didn't put myself through eight long-ass years of education and then ten years of arguing with people just to die early without having lived my life).
June is scheduled, files sent to godless and already uploaded on their servers. That is Stef and Tucker 5: Mile High. You can pick up the first four Stef and Tuckers from godless (where they're cheaper) or amazon.
I'm nearly done with July. That is a Chester and Lester story. Right now, it is titled Chester and Lester's Christmas in July schedule, but if it comes down to it, I will release in August.
August was going to be Sex God: Shaved Bear. I will eventually write this. I know Sex God Ultimate Pleasure Machine (only available on godless) is selling very well, but I don't have any reviews on it yet. I hope you are enjoying it. December was going to be Sex God Tiffi-Lynn. I am now going to do what I did in March and release two short stories. These are both previously seen, one on this website and again read out on youtube and the other just read on youtube. Obviously, I know Tainted 07/The Human Connection were both unseen stories, but these Christmas ones didn't reach a large audience and one was only briefly available in written form.
I'm still debating about September. I wanted to do a second Stupid Things Extreme. I'm torn between positive thought (the list of stupid things people have tried to tell me about positive thought over the years is very long), that time I was told to invest in a multi-level marketing scheme by an ex, or men telling me what to wear over the years (since I was little girl, in fact, it started with a female kindergarten teacher at the god awful and totally evil private Christian school my parents sent me to) because apparently women are 100% responsible for men's pervert thoughts and emotions.
If I can get a Stupid Things done, then I might release in October. As Name Dropping with Hayden proved, they are super fun to write. That's because I did start what was going to be October's release last night. That is 30-50 Feral Hogs, which is the three little pigs but with cocaine, a dick transplant and a former prime minister and way more pigs for the former prime minister's pleasure.
Once I get July's release, 30-50 Feral Hogs and maybe a Stupid Things Extreme done (and my Scumbags story) I will be finishing Snow White. I'm hoping to have the first part done for a January release, however, I will not work myself so hard I end up in the hospital. Snow White is a story that is continuously evolving. I need to have it done entirely in a workable draft (just needs editing draft) before I can get that first 10k or so ready to be released.
After Snow White, I will be returning to some of my experimental texts. Some of them are on the border of genre fiction and I need to decide between experimental lit and genre fiction for some of them. That's going to take my attention for a good 12-24 months. I'm probably going to look for publishers for them. And I might write some of my shorter releases, like Stef and Tucker Six: Anal Exorcism (which I was going to release in November) while I work on them (and maybe more Sex God or Chester and Lester).
I get asked this a bit. People are waiting for Ketamine Addicted Pandas 2 and a follow up to Ghetto Super Skank (where Jo-Jo and Old Woman Mabel are imprisoned on Europa). I hear you. After I sort out The Daisies That Open at Midnight, We Gave the World Synthpop Dreams, That's Where All the Magic Is and a few others in Era Two, I will start turning notes for them into a narrative. The follow up to Ghetto Super Skank is probably going to be much longer and Ketamine Addicted Pandas 2 is going to be around the same length as the first one. These aren't little projects and as the first ones were written so long ago, they're going to take me a bit longer getting back into them (and do you have any idea of how many characters are in Ket Pandas!?!).
I tried doing a follow up to Sparky the Spunky Robot and it didn't quite turn out as I wanted (Karen and the Crabs from Outer Space) and I don't want to repeat that, especially with the length of some of these text only projects. And you know, I fought to have this life. I don't want to burn myself out and not enjoy it where I can because I'm working too hard.
Once I get the rest of the releases done for this year, even on the reduced schedule, I will try to give Ghetto Super Skank and other books that need a new cover now that I know what I'm doing, a new cover. These new covers will run along with me working on Snow White and my experimental stuff because once I'm done with everything I want to release this year, I am slowing down and mainly concentrating on longer things.